Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Doctor: Pani Ubal Kar Piya Karo! Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Bahut Mara Aur Bola: Bevkuf Itni Garmi Men Kahta Hai Ki Pani Ubal Kar Piyo!
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Pathan Tren Men Su Su Kar Ke Aaya! Bivi: Aapka Pajama Gila Kyon Hai? Pathan: Toilet Me Likha Hai ??Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar N Nikale!`
Marij: Doctor Sahab Yah Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Yah To Mera Hastakshar Hain!
Marij: Doctor Sahab Ye Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Ye To Mera Hastakshar Hai